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THIS IS 41 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!! :
1.follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT clip ur toenails"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.

26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.

27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to your parents!

28. Pass out bananas

29. Ask how much is 1 Hershey's kiss

30. Skip down the aisles singing "I've been working on the railroad......"

31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself

32. Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.

33. Camp out in the frozen food section.

34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.

35. Give random old people your number

36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.

37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.

38. Yell mango

39. Stand in front of a store, not letting anyone in

40. Call yourself nicknames like tree and nerd and hoppy

41. Say their name until they answer you and say "Hi!" and run off

By laurabaybee2007

Lookie here

Why Boys and girls Go Out

Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years

Advice....

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU



WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER



WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER



WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT



WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU



WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!




WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO



WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL



WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!



WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS



WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU



WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY



WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS



post this in the next 70 seconds and you
will have the
best day of your life this friday
and the one u love will either...