Funny!!!!

? Funny

First, choose the day on which you were born.

1 - I skipped on
2 - I laughed at
3 - I thought about
4 - I had a fight with
5 - I slapped
6 - I ignored
7 - I licked
8 - I chatted with
9 - I hugged
10 - I kissed
11 - I was talking
12 - I sat on
13 - I cried about
14 - I fell on
15 - I wrestled with
16 - I hated
17 - I loved
18 - I killed
19 - I threatened
20 - I murdered
21 - I taught
22 - I hit
23 - I dropped
24 - I noticed
25 - I was
26 - I painted
27 - I pushed
28 - I walked on
29 - I pinched
30 - I yelled at
31 - I insulted

Now pick the first letter of your real name.

A - A map
B - A sheet of paper
C - A computer
D - A plant
E - A book
F - A toilet seat
G - A dog
H - A bed
I - A sofa
J - A joker
K - A battery
L - A teacher
M - A troit
N - A person
O - A basket
P - A pen
Q - A mobile
R - A piano
S - A rat
T - A house
U - A watch
V - A donkey
W - A website
X - A chair
Y - A lamp
Z - A tissue box

Lastly, choose the last letter of your real name.

A - Because I hate homework.
B - Because I felt like it.
C - Because marapets rocks.
D - Because my teacher died.
E - Because the police officers were staring at me.
F - Because I felt evil.
G - Because it kicked me.
H - Because I'm dumb.
I - Because I was in a good mood.
J - Because was feeling bored.
K - Because I'm popular.
L - Because I'm a wimp.
M - Because I'm a coward.
N - Because I'm addicted to marapets.
O - Because my friend dared me.
P - Because I failed all my exams.
Q - Because it's christmas!!
R - Because I wanted to eat it.
S - Because I loved it.
T - Because I'm crazy.
U - Because I'm mad.
V - Because I'm a woman.
W - Because I'm going to take over the world.
X - Because the principal suicided.
Y - Because I like birds.
Z - Because school sucks.

What sentence did you get?

1 Scary Way to Break Up!

scary way to break up


dont believe this, but i got chill bumps ....... A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you awful .......!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your .............. life! DUMB ....................!!!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah's exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless ..............and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died you have 13 minutes!