Scorpio

Sabrina the Teenage Witch has nothing on you - you're so psychic you could make a living reading people's minds.

Secretive and sexy, boyfs love your "come hither" looks, but your full-on jealously has been known to send them running for cover.

That lethal scorpion tail packs a punch - though you end up stinging yourself in the foot half the time.

Most likely to dump someone because ??? he stupidly pointed out that Angelina Jolie was hot. D'uh.

Most likely to be dumped by someone because ??? you caught him red-handed chatting up a girl. Never mind that it was his sister. SHE'S STILL A GIRL.

Your dream date is ... a masked ball, where you get to be mysterious-like and spy on the boyf.

Your pet hate is ??? when mates don't 'fess up to their weekend shenanigans. You must know all.

Most likely to meet your end ??? in a foreign jail after being exposed as a top MI5 agent.

Your friends laugh at you because ??? you're always looking over your shoulder for fear of "being followed".

Your kindred spirit is ??? Lara Croft from Tomb Raider. That gal's unsinkable.


That is so me. All though they forgot to add the drama queen part.