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  1. funny as hell!!!
    23rd Sep 2008 16:16
    16 years, 1 month & 26 days ago
  2. Emotional test. dont cheat!
    5th Sep 2008 20:05
    16 years, 2 months & 13 days ago
  3. WOW
    5th Sep 2008 19:49
    16 years, 2 months & 13 days ago
  4. DOR
    24th Jul 2008 14:43
    16 years, 3 months & 25 days ago
  5. blonds no offense
    22nd Jul 2008 14:45
    16 years, 3 months & 27 days ago
blonds no offense
16 years, 3 months & 27 days ago
22nd Jul 2008 14:45

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Glittergirl943
HAHAHA!
116 years, 3 months & 7 days ago 11th Aug 2008 18:01
 
what corn flakes one?
116 years, 3 months & 12 days ago 6th Aug 2008 20:00
 
that is so funny
116 years, 3 months & 25 days ago 24th Jul 2008 14:53
 
i lol so much!
116 years, 3 months & 25 days ago 24th Jul 2008 14:26
 
LMAO.
116 years, 3 months & 25 days ago 24th Jul 2008 14:09
 
lol. do you know the corn flakes one?
116 years, 3 months & 26 days ago 23rd Jul 2008 22:05
 
rotfl
116 years, 3 months & 26 days ago 23rd Jul 2008 14:31
 
Lol.I know a ton of blonde jokes.
116 years, 3 months & 26 days ago 23rd Jul 2008 13:59
 
  1. funny as hell!!!
    23rd Sep 2008 16:16
    16 years, 1 month & 26 days ago
  2. Emotional test. dont cheat!
    5th Sep 2008 20:05
    16 years, 2 months & 13 days ago
  3. WOW
    5th Sep 2008 19:49
    16 years, 2 months & 13 days ago
  4. DOR
    24th Jul 2008 14:43
    16 years, 3 months & 25 days ago
  5. blonds no offense
    22nd Jul 2008 14:45
    16 years, 3 months & 27 days ago