funny girl commbacks

GIRL COMEBACKS female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. .
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... ....
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. .
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. .
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... ....
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. .
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... ....
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... ....
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. .
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... ....
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen