True Friend

None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.


You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-


Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.


1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.


4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.


5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!


6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.


7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.


8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off--

After I laugh my butt off!!


9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!


Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

but only you can feel the true warmth.