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jillian8
  1. My foster cousin's story
    3rd Jan 2010 19:22
    14 years, 10 months & 17 days ago
  2. NEW L.E PET QUIZ!!
    25th Oct 2009 18:19
    15 years & 26 days ago
  3. Try this
    28th May 2009 17:33
    15 years, 5 months & 24 days ago
  4. Female Comebacks
    28th May 2009 17:29
    15 years, 5 months & 24 days ago
  5. Did you cry?
    8th Apr 2008 19:22
    16 years, 7 months & 13 days ago
  6. Le Pet Quiz
    9th Mar 2008 12:08
    16 years, 8 months & 13 days ago
  7. I know you are gonna cry like I did
    9th Feb 2008 19:37
    16 years, 9 months & 11 days ago
  8. ~Stop Child abuse!!~
    12th Jan 2008 19:55
    16 years, 10 months & 8 days ago
  9. Please stop this!
    11th Jan 2008 19:24
    16 years, 10 months & 9 days ago
Female Comebacks
15 years, 5 months & 24 days ago
28th May 2009 17:29


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...

DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen

  1. My foster cousin's story
    3rd Jan 2010 19:22
    14 years, 10 months & 17 days ago
  2. NEW L.E PET QUIZ!!
    25th Oct 2009 18:19
    15 years & 26 days ago
  3. Try this
    28th May 2009 17:33
    15 years, 5 months & 24 days ago
  4. Female Comebacks
    28th May 2009 17:29
    15 years, 5 months & 24 days ago
  5. Did you cry?
    8th Apr 2008 19:22
    16 years, 7 months & 13 days ago
  6. Le Pet Quiz
    9th Mar 2008 12:08
    16 years, 8 months & 13 days ago
  7. I know you are gonna cry like I did
    9th Feb 2008 19:37
    16 years, 9 months & 11 days ago
  8. ~Stop Child abuse!!~
    12th Jan 2008 19:55
    16 years, 10 months & 8 days ago
  9. Please stop this!
    11th Jan 2008 19:24
    16 years, 10 months & 9 days ago