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  1. I fear 29 out of 70 common fears
    15th Nov 2009 17:07
    15 years & 4 days ago
  2. Signs you will be together
    15th Aug 2009 13:23
    15 years, 3 months & 4 days ago
  3. 10 signs you love someone
    15th Aug 2009 10:51
    15 years, 3 months & 5 days ago
  4. My pet
    23rd Jul 2009 16:37
    15 years, 3 months & 27 days ago
  5. Female comback
    21st Jul 2009 21:18
    15 years & 4 months ago
  6. RANDOM!!
    13th Jul 2009 19:07
    15 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
  7. About me
    13th Jul 2009 18:51
    15 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
  8. 10 BOY TIPS
    13th Jul 2009 18:46
    15 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
  9. Wish Wish Wish
    13th Jul 2009 18:34
    15 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
  10. The Quiz!!
    13th Jul 2009 18:00
    15 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
RANDOM!!
15 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
13th Jul 2009 19:07

If life gives you lemons throw theme back and say,
"GIVE ME MY COOKIES".


TV

Are you sad of your food falling on the floor?
Now dont fear the food cleaner if here!!
Call this toll free # 1800-444-4444/food!!

Are you bord of poptarts?
Now heres new POPTARTS!!
Its call POPTERDS!!
There shaped like TERD!!
Now with VENELLA AND CHOCALATE!!
FOR A SPECIL PACKAGE CALL THIS # 18000-POPTERDS-6000!!

Now lets see TV shows!!

A girl who thinks a mans beerd is a rat

Hi man with a rat on his face!!

Now lady this is not rat its a beerd!!

Can I pet you rat? Its soft!!

Now this is no rate is a beerd not a rat! Ok lady

Whats the rats name? Softy? Can I keep it!?

FOR THE LAST TIME ITS NOT A RAT ITS A BEERD
AND NO YOU CAN HAVE IT ITS A BEERD NOT A RAT!!!!

MOM THIS MAN WOULND LET ME PET HIS RAT WAAAAA!!!

THE MOM.

ARE YOU NOT LETING MY 5year OLD GIRL PET YOU RAT?!!

WHY MAM ITS NOT A RAT ITS A BEERD!!

So the mom riped the beerd off his face and he never grew on ever again!

Thanks you for reading the RANDOM!!

BYE

  1. I fear 29 out of 70 common fears
    15th Nov 2009 17:07
    15 years & 4 days ago
  2. Signs you will be together
    15th Aug 2009 13:23
    15 years, 3 months & 4 days ago
  3. 10 signs you love someone
    15th Aug 2009 10:51
    15 years, 3 months & 5 days ago
  4. My pet
    23rd Jul 2009 16:37
    15 years, 3 months & 27 days ago
  5. Female comback
    21st Jul 2009 21:18
    15 years & 4 months ago
  6. RANDOM!!
    13th Jul 2009 19:07
    15 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
  7. About me
    13th Jul 2009 18:51
    15 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
  8. 10 BOY TIPS
    13th Jul 2009 18:46
    15 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
  9. Wish Wish Wish
    13th Jul 2009 18:34
    15 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
  10. The Quiz!!
    13th Jul 2009 18:00
    15 years, 4 months & 8 days ago