1,000 questions

The Basics
1.) Your name: Kelsey
2.) Nicknames: Kiki, Ki, Kels
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: I guess so
4.) Location: U.S.A.
5.) Age: 15
6.) Birthday: September 16th
7.) Zodiac sign: Virgo
8.) Parents names: Todd and Tracy
9.) Siblings?: Nope ^.^
10.) Pets: 1 Dog
11.) Number of rooms in your house: 3
12.) Religion: None
13.) If so-practicing?: N/A
14.) Male or Female?: Female
15.) Is your family close?: Define close.


What are your favorite
16.) Foods: Raw Meat >3, chocolate, cheese, and bread.
17.) TV shows: South Park, That 70's Show, Tosh.O, The Boondocks, and Nana.
18.) Movies: District 9, Legion, Edward Scissorhands, Alice In Wonderland, and The Little Mermaid.
19.) Actors: Johnny Depp, George Clooney, and Robert Downey Jr.
20.) Actresses: Drew Barrymore <3
21.) Books: The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Night, Anthem, and Animal Farm.
22.) Artists: Too many to name.
23.) Types of Music: Punk, Classic Rock, Emo, some Pop.
24.) Video Games: Tomb Raider, Heavenly Sword, and Final Fantasy.
25.) Computer Games: Marapets, and Tetrisfriends.
26.) Outfits: Whatever is comfy and clean
27.) Stores: Hot Topic, Barnes and Noble. Stuff like that.
28.) Sports: I hate sports, but I'll swim and play tennis.
29.) Colors: Depends on my mood.
30.) Numbers: 13, 15, 26
31.) Websites: Marapets, Youtube, Tetrisfriends.
32.) Cartoon characters: Spongebob, and Stan and Kyle from South Park.
33.) TV Channels: Comedy Central.
34.) Made For TV Movies: Idk

35.) Comedians: Russell Brand, Daniel Tosh, and Mitch Hedberg.
36.) Comediennes: Uhm, what?
37.) Hair products: Brush, ponytail holders, blow dryer, and straightener.
38.) Makeup Products: Mascara, light eyeshadow, and lipgloss.
39.) Kind of Pens: GELL!
40.) Kind of Shows: Depends on my mood.
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: My ring.
42.) Kinds of Soap: Cherry Blossom <3
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: Aussie
44.) Game Systems: PS1, 2, and 3. Wii, and DS.
45.) CDs: A lot.
46.) Snacks: Idk
47.) Past times: Playing video games and reading.
48.) Things to do on the weekends: SLEEP
49.) Magazines: Not really.
50.) Animals: Dogs and platypuses.

Clothing
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: Brands don't matter.
52.) Favorite sweatpants: I don't wear them.
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: Depends on the weather.
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: I'm home schooled.
55.) Do you like it?: Like what?
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: Hot Topic
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: Nope
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: No, it doesn't really matter anyway though.
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: Converse All Star High Tops, Boots, and Flip-Flops.
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: Define funky.
61.) Do you wear hats?: I own one and wear it occasionally.
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: Nope
63.) If so, what?: NO
64.) Do you wear belts?: Sometimes
65.) Do you wear skirts?: During the Summer
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: Kind of
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: No -_-
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: No, they're stupid.
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: Yeah, with all my notebooks and pencils.
70.) If so, what is it like?: What?

School
71.) What are your grades like?: A's
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: No
73.) Are you failing anything?: Math
74.) Do you take a language?: I'm teaching myself Japanese.
75.) If so which language?: JAPANESE STUPID
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: Uhmm......
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: I DO NOT HAVE ONE
78.) Do you decorate your bookbag?: -_-........
79.) If so, with what?: ...........
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: No.....
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks? Yeah, that's what they're for.
82.) Do you take art?: Yep ^.^
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: School is in my house dumbass.
84.) Do you like school?: Not really
85.) How big is your school?: ........
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: ........
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: ...........
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: .......
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: ......
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: ...........

Your Room
91.) What color is your room?: White
92.) Is it messy or clean?: Messy
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: Black
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: Yeah five to be exact.
95.) If so, of what?: One says Coexist, one is of Paul Mcartney when he was young, one has a bunch of Classic Rock people on it, one is abstract and one has a quote on it.
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: Yep
97.) A computer?: Yep
98.) A radio?: Yep
99.) An alarm clock?: Yep
100.) A stereo?: Yep
101.) What is under your bed?: Carpet, floor?
102.) Do you have a big closet?: Yep, I could sleep in there.
103.) Do you write on your walls?: No
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: Not yet
105.) If so, what design?: .........
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: Yep
107.) If so, of what?: I have a picture of GIR on his pig that someone very close to me drew.
108.) Do you decorate your door?: Yes
109.) With what?: One of my posters.
110.) What color is your carpet?: Off white

Music
111.) What are you favorite bands?: MCR, MSI, FOB, P!@TD, Pink Floyd, and The Beatles.
112.) Do you own a lot of CD s?: Yep
113.) How many exactly?: Idk
114.) Do you download music?: Yeah
115.) What are your favorite songs?: Idk
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: Nope, I hate the radio
117.) Do you like loud music?: Mhmm
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: A little
119.) Do you like rap?: NO
120.) Do you like country?: HELL NO

TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: South Park, That 70's Show, and Tosh.O
122.) Are you a couch potato?: No
123.) Do you watch the news?: Not really
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: No, only idiots are.
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: I don't have one.
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: Oh yush
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: Yeah
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: Some
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: No -_-
130.) What is your take on commercials?: They're useless
131.) How big is your TV?: Idk
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: If I can't find the remote I'll change it manually.
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: No
134.) Do you like dramas?: Not really
135.) Do you like comedies?: Most of the time
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: VERY GOOD
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: No
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: I HATE SPORTS
139.) Do you watch music videos?: Sometimes
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80 s even if you weren't living in the 80 s?: No

Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?: NO
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: ARE YOU STUPID?!
142.) Pro-life?: Nope
143.) Pro-choice?: Yep
144.) Are you a virgin?: Why do you ask?
145.) Do you believe in God?: NO
146.) Jesus?: NO
147.) Allah?: NO
148.) Buddha?: NO
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: No, I'm not stupid.
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas ?: And what, may I ask, is that?

Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?: Elissa and Chris.
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: No
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: Chris
154.) Craziest?: Elissa
155.) Weirdest?: Christian
156.) Prettiest: Elissa
157.) Fanciest?: Uhmm...
158.) Sportiest?: Sarah
159.) Girliest?: Sarah
160.) Mellowest?: Chris
161.) Stupidest?: Idk
162.) Smartest?: Chris
163.) Thugest?: -_- my friends aren't tards.
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: Idk
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: If my parents count I guess.
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: Kind of
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: Depends on which friends
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: Yeah
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: No
170.) Are you part of a clique?: No, they're stupid.
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: Not really
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: In mara
173.) Where did you meet them?: MARA
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: ?
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: Not really
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: Kind of
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: No
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: Idk
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: 3
180.) How is this survey so far?: Meh

This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: Idk
182.) Punk/Emo: Emo
183.) Rock/Rap: Rock
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: Neither
185.) Justin/Clay: Huh?
186.) Ruben/Clay: Huh?
187.) Cat/Dog: DOG
188.) PS2/Xbox: PS2
189.) DVDs/VHS: DVD
190.) Cds/Tapes: CD
191.) Big screen/small screen: Big screen
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: Theatre
193.) Popcorn/Candy: CANDY
194.) Jacket/Coat: Jacket
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: Fake
196.) sister/brother: Neither
197.) Home/House: Home
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: Deutsch
199.) Art/Computer: Both
200.) Laptop/Desktop: Laptop
201.) Pepsi/Coke: Coca-Cola
202.) Orange/Apple: Apple
203.) Phone/Computer: Computer
204.) Email/Letters: Email
205.) Big/Small: What're you talking about?
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: Ravioli
207.) Baby/Toddler: Neither *throws up*
208.) 16/21: ?
209.) CSI/24: Meh
210.) Superman/Spiderman: PIDERMAN
211.) Kilborn/Conan: ?
212.) Letterman/Leno: Neither
213.) SNL/MadTV: Eh
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: Neither
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: Harry Potter
216.) Boxers/Briefs: Bikini <3
217.) Pants/Skirts: Skirts
218.) Skirts/Skorts: Skirts
219.) Fork/Spoon: SPORK FTW
220.) People/InTouch: ?

Are you
221.) Gothic?: Nope
222.) a freak?: Kind of
223.) a computer nerd?: OHYUSH
224.) a science freak?: No
225.) a sports fan?: NO
226.) One of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: ?
227.) a class clown?: ?
228.) funny?: Nope
229.) serious?: Not really
230.) intellectual?: Mhmm
231.) an LOTR nerd?: Nope
232.) a failure?: Kind of
233.) a success?: Kind of
234.) a loser?: Yep
235.) popular?: Nope
236.) lazy?: Oh yeah
237.) outgoing?: Hell no
238.) shy?: Oh yeah
239.) friendly?: Not really
240.) easily annoyed?: Yep
241.) tolerant of others views?: Depends
242.) addicted to crack?: No
243.) addicted to any other drug?: No
244.) a partier?: Kinda
245.) naturally hyperactive?: Nope
246.) wild?: Nope
247.) sporty?: HELL NO
248.) smelly?: No
249.) an insomniac?: Yep
250.) a procrastinator?: Yes
251.) a criminal?: No
252.) a crackpot?: No
253.) a bookworm?: Oh yeah
254.) hairy?: No
255.) good at playing basketball?: No
256.) in high school?: No
257.) in prison?: No
258.) from mars?: No
259.) straight?: No
260.) I have NO taste ?: ?

Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: Yeah
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: Gawd no
263.) Do you like nuns?: Not really
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: The repetitive-ness is
265.) Do you use correct English?: For the most part
266.) Hablar Espanol?: -_-
267.) Spien Deutsch?: Noh sorry
268.) Speak English?: ......
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: Yep
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?: Vladimir
271.) Do you like Russian names?: Yep
272.) Like Vlad?: Kinda
273.) Homer?: Eh
274.) Are you a busy body?: Not really
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: Nope
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: No......
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: Not really
278.) Who do you wish was president?: Idk
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?: Something I can't say
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: Nope
281.) Are you insecure?: Heck yeah
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: No...
283.) Roman culture?: No...
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: I don't
285.) What style architecture is your house?: Uhmm, and apartment.
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: No
287.) Do you like to clean your room?: No
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?: Idk
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: No
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: ?
291.) Does anybody really care?: ........
292.) Who sings that song?: ?
293.) Do you like Chicago?: Idk
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?: Idk
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: Idk
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: No
297.) Do you play with dolls?: No
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: Not really
299.) Whats 2+9+9?: 20
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: Kinda

Money
301.) Do you have a job?: Nope
302.) What do you do?: Nothing
303.) Does your boss like you?: I don't have one....
304.) How much do you get paid?: ........
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: Yeah
306.) Do you have a credit card?: Yep
307.) a checkbook?: No
308.) Are you a big spender?: Yeah >.>
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: No
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: Idk
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?: No, and I don't care.
312.) How about a Franc?: No
313.) Do you really care?: Nope
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: I DON'T HAVE ONE
315.) If you don t have one, do you wish you had one?: Yeah
316.) Do you wish you had more money?: Yeah
317.) Why?: So I can buy more
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?: Dirt poor with friends and a dog.
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: Yeah
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?: Idk
321.) What are you wearing?: PJ's
322.) What are you listening to?: Nothing
323.) Who are you talking to?: No one
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: Nothing
325.) How is your hair?: It leaves a lot to be desired.
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: Nope
327.) Are you cold or warm?: Warm
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: My ring
329.) Do you have any makeup on?: Nope
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: Fruit, soda, keys, and a pencil.
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: The Indians were once the only inhabitants of America. Then the white invaders pushed them back.
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe what's in it: No cabinet
333.) What time is it?: 12:28 AM
334.) Should you be doing something else now?: Idk
335.) Why aren't you doing it?: 'Cause I'm doing this
336.) Is your room a mess now?: Yep
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: Yeah -_-
338.) What are any people around you doing?: My mom is watching TV
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: Chris
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: Nope

Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: Not long
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: No
343.) If so, what?: Mascara, light eyeshadow, and sometimes lip gloss.
344.) Are your looks important to you?: Yeah
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: Yeah
346.) What would you change?: Almost everything
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: In a high ponytail
348.) Do you dye your hair?: Yep
349.) Do you straighten you hair?: Sometimes
350.) What color is your hair naturally?: Dirty Blonde
351.) What is your eye color?: They change every day
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: Nope
353.) Do you look like your parents?: Yeah
354.) Is that good or bad?: Good, I guess
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: No
356.) Why?: ........
357.) Do you have any piercings?: Ear lobes
358.) Any tattoos?: No ;-;
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: No
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: No

Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: No ;-;
362.) Out of your state?: Yeah
363.) Out of your city?: .......
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: I think so
365.) If so, to where and for how long?: Florida or back east. Idk how long.
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: Yeah
367.) In a boat?: Yeah
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: Yep
369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel?: Idk
370.) Do you drive?: Nope

Cars
371.) Favorite car?: Old ones
372.) Color for that car?: Cherry Red
373.) Do you have your liscense?: Nope
374.) Permit?: Not yet
375.) Do you like fast cars?: OHYEAHBBY

Sleep
376.) How long so you sleep each night on average?: Idk
377.) Is this enough?: No
378.) Do you dream every night?: Yep
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: Not telling
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: Sometimes
381.) Do you sleep in school?: No
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?: No
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: However I fell asleep
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: Kind of
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: My phone.

Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?: Rarely
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: No
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: No
394.) Are you a social butterfly?: HELL NO
395.) Do you go clubbing?: No
396.) Ever been drunk?: ..........
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: No
398.) For what?: N/A
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: No
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: No
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: No
402.) Do you like going to arcades?: OHYEAHBBY
403.) Is DDR a cool game?: YUSH
404.) What about those racing games?: Not really
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: Zero
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: Zero
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: Not really
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?: No
409.) Who has the best parties?: Shannon

Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: Idk
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?: Yeah
413.) Do you have a secret crush?: No
414.) Who?: ......
415.) Do they know? ........
416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year?: Zero
417.) Kissed in the past year? Zero
418.) Do you know what 143 means?: 143
419.) How many people have you said "I love you" to?: Idk
420.) Did you mean it?: Yeah
421.) If you didn t mean in, why did you bother saying it?: I don't say it unless I mean it
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: To Elissa
423.) Where do you go out on dates?: I don't go on dates
424.) Whats the most fun date you ever had?: ^
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: No

Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: Ew
427.) Justin or JC: Ew
428.) Frodo or Sam: Ew
429.) B2K or Nsync: ?
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: Cartman
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: Dracula
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: Truimph
433.) Conan or Jay: Ew
434.) Rosie O Donnell or Boy George: Ew
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: /BARF
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now: ?
437.) Bill O Reilly or Chris Matthews: Idk

Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes?: No one
439.) Why do you look up to them?: N/A
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: N/A
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: Idk
442.) Do your parents inspire you?: Idk
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: Not really


More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: Bad
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: No
446.) What kind?: JELLY FILLED
447.) Do you like chocolate?: HECK YEAH
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: ?
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: No
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: In
451.) Do you like mini blinds?: ?
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: ??
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: Why no I haven't, have you?
454.) How is this survey so far?: Bleh
455.) Do you like the movie Fantasia ?: Yeah

What's Your Take On
456.) Life: You don't wanna know
457.) The world: It's shaped like a bouncy ball
458.) President Bush: Once again, you don't wanna know.
459.) Ahhhhnold: Ew
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: ?
461.) Howard Stern: ?
462.) The war in Iraq: Don't get me started
463.) the economy: Can we move on?
464.) jay-z retiring: I don't care
465.) school: Meh
466.) going to college: ........
467.) marriage: When I'm older
468.) football: IHATESPORTSSTUPID
469.) baseball: IHATESPORTS
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure: Eh

Do You
471.) Pick your nose?: No
472.) Untie your shoe laces everytime you take your shoes off?: If I have to
473.) Fart a lot?: No
474.) Burp a lot?: Yeah
475.) Do stupid things in public?: Sometimes
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: Hehe, good idea
477.) Have random hallucinations?: No
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: Sometimes
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: No
480.) Wear leg warmers?: No
481.) Sing in the shower?: No
482.) Play any card game?: Sometimes
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?: Yes two, and a stuffed lion
484.) Take your pet for a walk?: Sometimes
485.) Have a snake?: No
486.) Have webbed feet?: HAHA no
487.) Wear colorful socks?: OHYEAH
488.) Have a life?: Not really
489.) Drink coffee?: Sometimes
490.) Drink tea?: Sometimes

Internet
491.) What are your screen names?: KikiCatMeowMeow
492.) Emails?: Not telling
493.) Do you have a website?: I'm working on one
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: Neither
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: Occasionally
496.) What are your favorite websites?: Marapets and Tetrisfreinds
497.) What are your favorite online stores?: Hot Topic, Rue-La-La, and Victoria's Secret
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: No
499.) If so, what?: Clothes
500.) Whats the last thing you bought online?: An original Nintendo platform
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?: Yeah
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?: No
503.) Whos the best person to talk to online?: Idk
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud?: I don't think so
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN ?: No
506.) Whats your desktop background?: Idk
507.) Whats your AIM icon? : N/A
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: Idk
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: No
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: Die no, but there would be total chaos.

Presents
511.) What's the best present you've ever received?: Idk, my puppy probably.
512.) What's the worst present you've ever received?: Idk
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: Yeah
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn't get them one?: Heck yeah
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: No, I go get them something.

More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station: I hate the radio
517.) Favorite day of the week: Weekends
518.) Favorite fruit: Black berries and Raspberries
519.) Favorite vegetable: MASHED POTATOES AND RAW CARROTS (not together)
520.) Favorite lunch meat: Honey Ham
521.) Favorite candy bar: DARK chocolate
522.) Favorite nail polish: Idk
523.) Favorite chair: Uhm
524.) Favorite early morning show: No
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: No
526.) Favorite writing paper: ?
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: No
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): No
529.) Favorite distant relative: Idk
530.) Favorite dessert: DARK chocolate
531.) Favorite weather: Cool Autumn weather
532.) Favorite season: Autumn
533.) Favorite shoe brand: Idk
534.) Favorite lunch: Depends
535.) Favorite breakfast: Cereal
536.) Favorite author: Idk
537.) Favorite place to see concerts: I've only been to one
538.) Favorite band to see live: P!@TD
539.) Favorite survey you've ever gotten: Idk

More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: Neither
541.) Alone/With friends: Alone
542.) Work/Have off: Work
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: Pomegranate
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: Raspberry
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: Cheech and Chong
546.) Acid/Shrooms: Lol, idk
547.) Who/The Who: The Who
548.) Older/Newer: Depends
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: Regular pretzel
550.) Have sex/Make love: .........

Have you ever
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: Idk
552.) Skipped school?: Yep
553.) Done drugs?: Nope
554.) Been drunk?: ........
555.) Been so drunk you couldn t remember your own name?: No
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: No
557.) Gone insane?: No
558.) Been in the hospital over night?: I don't think so
559.) Been in a car accident?: Yeah, two
560.) A bike accident?: Oh yeah
561.) Broken a bone?: Nope
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: Yes, my ankle
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: Yeah
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: Idk
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: Idk
566.) More than 12 hours?: Idk
567.) How about 5 hours?: I think so
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: No
569.) Passed out from hunger?: Yeah
570.) Been to a LAN party?: ?

Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: NO I FREAKING HATE SPORTS
572.) How about swim meets?: NO
573.) Tennis matches?: NO
574.) Do you like Family Feud?: Kinda
575.) The ones with Richard?: ?
576.) How about Match Game?: ?
577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly?: Not really
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?: Yeah
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?: Not really
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: No
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: Kinda
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: I dress how I want to.
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent: Idk
584.) Do you like TiVo?: Yeah
585.) Do you have a TiVo?: No
586.) VCR s or DVD players?: DVD
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?: No, but I believe in Animal rights.
588.) A vegan?: No
589.) Vegetarian?: Nearly
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: A Forensic Pathologist

Do you know
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?: Don't care
592.) Two years ago?: Don't care
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: Idk
594.) The author of "Frankenstein"?: Mary Shelley
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: No
596.) The Queen of England?: No
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: No
598.) Espanol?: No -_-
599.) Deutsch?: Nope
600.) Japanese?: Kinda <3
601.) Fran??ais?: No
602.) Chinese?: No
603.) Portuguese?: No
604.) (If you don't, do you wish you knew any of these languages?): I wish I knew more Japanese
606.) The capital of the US?: Washington DC
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: No
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?: English, and spanish
609.) How to fly a kite?: Yes
610.) How to surf?: No
611.) Skateboard?: No
612.) How about rollerblade?: Kind of
613.) What year the Korean war started?: Nope

Emotions
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: A lot of things
615.) Happy eyed?: ........
616.) What song always makes you sad?: Idk
617.) Happy?: ......
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: Chris
619.) Really depressed?: Idk
620.) Are you a really emotional person?: Kinda, when I'm alone
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: Yeah
622.) A naturally happy person?: No
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: Depends
624.) What do you do?: Go on with whatever im doing.
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?: Idk

The Last Person To
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: My puppy
627.) Talk to you?: My mom
628.) IM you?: N/A
629.) Touch you physically?: ?
630.) Touch you emotionally?: Idk
631.) Hurt you?: Uhmm
632.) Make you feel gooooood?: Idk
633.) Scold you?: Idk
634.) Praise you?: My dad I think
635.) Say "Hello" to you?: Idk

Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself?: No
637.) What do other people think of you?: Idk
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: Idk
639.) What is your one major weakness?: Idk
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: Yeah
641.) A weak person?: No
642.) Are you stressed out?: Yeah
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: Not really
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: Depends what it was
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: N/A

MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: Uhmm, how about we don't?
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: Sometimes
673.) Do you talk Simmish?: ?
674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?: Esyay
675.) Isn't pig latin the best?: Not really
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: Idk
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: Yeah, Chris
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: Nope
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: No
680.) Are you in an asylum?: No
681.) College?: Yep
682.) What is your favorite scent?: Chlorine on your skin after you shower after swimming all day.
683.) Do you eat chocolate?: OHYEAH
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: Idk
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: Being loved
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: Not being loved
687.) Do like Spongebob?: Yes
688.) Do you think he's I have NO taste?: ?
689.) How about Squidward? He's alright
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like "I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework"?: .........
691.) Do you do your homework every night?: N/A
692.) Do you usually get a lot?: N/A
693.) "OOOOOO poor baby": ?
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: Yeah, sadly
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: No
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: Nope
697.) Don t you wish they would make them for humans too?: OHYUSH
698.) Where is your second home?: It depends on which house I'm at
699.) Are dollar stores cool?: Kinda
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don't need to look up?: 3
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: Yes
702.) Can you do the limbo?: No
703.) Do you make New Year's Resolutions?: No

Which Friend
704.) Has the best taste in music?: Idk
705.) Has the coolest name?: Elissa
706.) Has the best taste in movies?: Idk
707.) Has the nicest hair?: Elissa
708.) Has the fittest body?: Elissa
709.) Do you hang out with most?: Idk
710.) Has the coolest parents?: Idk
711.) Lives closest to you?: Idk
712.) Lives the farthest from you?: IDK
713.) Can you relate to most?: IDK
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: Elissa or Sarah
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?: Sarah

Word Association!
716.) blow: pop
717.) lollipop: yum
718.) obnoxious: you
719.) cold: drink
720.) hot: ew
721.) smell: flowers
722.) car: wheels
723.) rain: pretty
724.) wet: yae
725.) steamy: hot food
726.) bite: nomnomnom
727.) beer: ew
728.) rock: music
729.) hard: stone
730.) soft: bed

OK Here's the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: No
732.) What's your favorite place to be kissed?: .....
733.) Are you a tease?: No
734.) Spit or swallow: ........

More "Do you"
735.) Twirl your hair?: Sometimes
736.) Hate yourself?: Yep
737.) Want to kill yourself?: Not anymore
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: Sometimes
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: Idk
740.) Touch your face a lot?: I try not to
741.) Watch MTV?: HELL NO
742.) Have any I have NO taste in pet sites/I have NO taste /bi friends?: Yeah
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people s differences?: Yeah
744.) Wish you could fly?: Oh yeah
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: Yeah
746.) Read minds?: Maybe
747.) Watch wrestling?: No
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: I guess
749.) Work out?: No
750.) Play any sports?: NO

More Have You Ever
751.) Gotten a DUI?: No
752.) A speeding ticket?: No
753.) Been in a fist fight?: Nope
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: No
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: No
756.) Held a gun?: No
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?: No
758.) Been used?: Idk
759.) Been rejected?: Yes
760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: No
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: No
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: .No
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: Yep
764.) Tackled the mailman?: No
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: Oh yeah
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: Idk
767.) Done crack?: No
768.) Done cocaine?: No
769.) Passed out during school?: N/A
770.) Had unprotected sex?: No

More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: No
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: Idk
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: NO I FREAKING HATE SPORTS
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: See above answer
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: Kinda
776.) Are baseball games fun?: NO
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: No
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: Yeah
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: Kinda
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: Kinda
781.) Do you like U2?: HELL NO
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded "I LOVE U2!" and the other person got really confused?: NO
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: OHYEAHBBY
784.) Do you straighten your hair?: Sometimes
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: NO
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: I did a couple times
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: Earbuds that are made by Apple
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: I use my iPod
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: Idk
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: The Killers Sawdust
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: Every day
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: No
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say "pimping popples" instead of "popping pimples"?: No
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: Yes
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to "Harder to breathe" or whatever by Maroon 5?: No
796.) Do you pray daily?: No, I'm not retarded
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: Uhmm, I'll be dead
798.) Are you paranoid?: About some things
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: No
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: Yeah, it was scary

Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: NO
802.) Power Ranger: IDK
803.) Rugrat: Idk
804.) Powerpuff Girl: Blossom!
805.) Villain: Catwoman

Do You Own
806.) A cell phone?: Yeah
807.) A CPR certification card?: No
808.) A Member s Only jacket?: No
809.) A book over 900 pages long?: Duh
810.) A I have NO taste in pet siteso?: ?
811.) A gun?: No
812.) A pair of toe socks?: Yep ^.^
813.) A portable DVD player?: No
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: NO
815.) A car?: No ;-;
816.) A trucker hat?: No
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: No
818.) A wife beater?: No
819.) A butcher knife?: Yeah
820.) A pocket knife?: I think so
821.) A Rolex?: No
822.) A bike?: Yeah
823.) A thong?: Why do you ask?
824.) A bikini?: Yeah
825.) A speedo (guys)?: N/A
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: No
827.) A drum set?: For Rockband
828.) An electric guitar?: Yep
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: No
830.) Any of the "Rocky" movies?: No

More Random Questions .No they will not stop
831.) Do you have fleas?: No
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: Uhmm
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: NO
834.) How big is your backyard?: I don't have one
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: No
836.) Hairy chests?: No
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: Idk
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: No
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: I forgot
841.) Are you on any medication?: Yeah
842.) Do you have asthma?: Yeah
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: Yeah
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: Yeah
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: No
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: Idk
847.) What is your hair length?: Shoulder length
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: No
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: No
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: Yeah
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: No
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: No
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: Not really
854.) What's your take on the show Judge Judy?: Awesome
855.) When did WW2 start?: I forgot /headdesk
856.) When did it end?: Look at the above answer
857.) What is your nationality?: Swedish, Welsh, Italian, Scottish, Irish, German, Native American.
858.) Where did your family come from?: ^
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: ?
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: No
861.) Do you believe in angels?: No
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: No
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: 100%
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like "naked" to get people s reactions?: No
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: ?
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: ???
867.) Aren t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: ??
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: ?
869.) Do you collect anything?: No
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: No
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: Yeah
872.) Which is your favorite toe?: My pinky toes I guess
873.) Favorite finger?: Middle (:
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: None yet
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: No
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they're so sad and stupid?: No, they make my ears bleed
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: I think so
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!: I don't see anything wrong with it.
879.) Do you grind a lot?: ?
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: No
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: Sometimes
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: No
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: yes
884.) OK be honest hows the survey so far?: Stupid
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: I try
886.) What time is it?: 2:04 AM
887.) Do you use the word uber a lot?: Sometimes
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don't?: No
889.) Can you take a crap in other people s houses without feeling awkward?: I guess
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: No
891.) What did you do?: N/A
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say "Fire trUCK"?: No
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: No
894.) Do you think it's sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don't?: No, that's stupid
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: .....
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: I don't say it
897.) What does PMS stand for?: Hahahahahaha
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: No
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: No
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: ..to 10?
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: No ew
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: Idk
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: I dont have one
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: I haven't watched them
905.) How about Good Fellas?: No
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: No
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: No
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: No
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: No
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: I wouldn't
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: ?
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: Sometimes
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: No
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: Sometimes
915.) Do you use a calculator?: No
916.) What kind is it?: N/A
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: Yes
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: No
919.) Don't they suck?: Idk
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: No
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: No
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: Yes
923.) Are you a racist?: No
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: Idk
925.) Do you diet?: No
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: No

Hygeine
927.) How often do you shower?: Every day
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: Yes
929.) How often do you wash your face?: I try to every day
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: No
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: No peroxide
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: Yep
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: Yeah
934.) Do you cough a lot?: When I have an asthma attack
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: I cover my mouth with my elbow
936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: Every day

Issues
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: Yes
938.) Do you have OCD?: Kinda
939.) Do you have ADHD?: Sometimes lol
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: Yes
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: Yes
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: I get sick a lot but not for very long
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: Yeah
944.) The monkey pox?: No
945.) The mumps?: No
946.) The measles?: No
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: Yeah

The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: No
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: No
950.) In the newspaper?: No
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: Idk
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: HELL NO
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: A little
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: Yep ^.^
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: ?
956.) Throw me some Polish names: ?
957.) What size shoe do you have?: 8 1/2 or 9
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: Idk
959.) How big is your wardrobe?: Big
960.) What are you wearing ?: PJ's
961.) How tall are you?: 5 foot 5
962.) Do you have cankles?: No
963.) Do you have fat wrists?: Noh
964.) Fat thighs?: Idk
965.) Do you like how you look? NOOO
966.) Do you shave your legs?: Yes
967.) How often?: Idk
968.) How about those armpits?: Uh?
969.) Are you a germaphobe?: No
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: Eight
971.) How many legs do you have?: Two
972.) Do you have braces?: Not anymore
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: Yeah
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: No
975.) Do you snore?: Yeah
976.) Do you have your own room?: Yes
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: No
978.) How about an overactive pooper?: No
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: No
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: YUSH
981.) How about Tim Curry?: ?
982.) Are you ticklish?: Yes
983.) Do you have a I have NO taste uncle?: I have an uncle
984.) A I have NO taste in pet sites aunt?: ? I have an aunt
985.) Do you like salad?: Yeah
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: Yes
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: No
988.) Are you artsy?: Yes very
989.) Do you like to eat pie?: Yes
990.) Do you like to say "no pun intended" for no reason?: No, that's stupid
991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: PUMPKIN
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: Yes
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: Half full
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger's, nephew's, horse?: ?
995.) Do you like cheese?: YEAH
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: ?
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: Yes
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: Kinda
999.) Was it a waste of your time?: Yeah
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: Not really