Rules for talkin to me!
17 years, 3 months & 27 days ago
24th Jul 2007 12:48 1.Do not send me mm asking for my stuff.I will give u somthin if I want to.
2.Dont tell me to shut up.Tell me I am stupid or call me names.
3.Treat me with respect and I'll do the same for u.
4.If u r over 18 u cant talk to me.Srry.I am keeping myself !safe!
Thx for reading my rules.[[I am a really nice person!]]
Another Blonde Joke.
17 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
31st May 2007 21:05 THE
BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female
neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She
opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A
little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and
again,
opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she
went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came
out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed
harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something
wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'
Here is a blonde joke!
17 years & 6 months ago
22nd May 2007 15:50 THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's
a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." He sighed.........
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
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