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  1. female comebacks
    6th Mar 2009 17:30
    15 years, 8 months & 15 days ago
  2. 38 Things Girls Dont rRealize
    6th Mar 2009 17:26
    15 years, 8 months & 15 days ago
  3. STOP ANIMAL ABUSE!!!!
    6th Mar 2009 17:06
    15 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
  4. i belive
    11th Nov 2008 18:22
    16 years & 7 days ago
  5. really cool!! plz read!
    20th Oct 2008 16:03
    16 years & 1 month ago
female comebacks
15 years, 8 months & 15 days ago
6th Mar 2009 17:30

Some of these are funny.....

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

38 Things Girls Dont rRealize
15 years, 8 months & 15 days ago
6th Mar 2009 17:26

38 Things Girls Don't Realize

You HAVE to read all of them and if you don't you???re going to come across with problems in your relationship for the next month!

-Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.







-Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.






-Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.






-Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.






-Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.






Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method

-A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.






-Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.






-Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a b---- Goodbye.






-Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.






-Girls are guys' weaknesses.






-Guys are very open about themselves.






-If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him.






You don't need to give advice

-A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you

-Guys love you more than you love them.






-Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls.






They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous.






If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot

-No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.






-If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside

-When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.






-When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually
saying, "Please come and listen to me"

-If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.






It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something is up

-When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't.






It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them

-When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something

-Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.






-Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to you

-A guy would give up anything to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.






-No guy can handle all his problems on his own.






He's just too stubborn to admit it

-NOT ALL GUYS ARE A;HOLES!!!
Just because ONE is.. doesn't mean he represents ALL of them

-They love it when girls talk about them

-Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs

-Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck is really hurting

-When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.






-Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life

-Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life

-Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life.





Post this as: 38 Things Girls Don't Realize



STOP ANIMAL ABUSE!!!!
15 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
6th Mar 2009 17:06

Sad puppy story



This is such a sad story


Hello I'm Vanilla the puppy. I really like playing with my little pink bouncy ball. My brothers and sisters play with me too. I have 3 sisters and 2 brothers.

I used to have 5 sisters and 4 brothers but they were taken to a make-up testing factory. I miss them very much. But still I have fun with my 3 sisters and 2 brothers.

Then one day a truck came to pick up my Mama, Daisy. I was scared. I didn't know what was happening. And then she was taken to that bad factory.

It was a year later and I only had 2 sisters and 1 brother left. It wasn't the same.
The world felt
big
and scary

After a month the truck once again came. This time I had to go inside the truck. In the truck i wasn't the only dog. There were other dogs, bunnies, cats and ll sorts of animals.

Finally we came to the factory. There were lots of shampoos, perfumes, and make-up. There were some coats that looked like real fur.

Suddenly I was taken inside a room. Some people were taking shampoo, lipstick and eye shadow. They were using the products on me.

The next day I never saw my brothers and sisters, my owner and other animals ever again and I was not alive.

I was tested on.


Post this story in your blog if you are against animal testing and animal abuse. So the world will stop the cruelty to all animals.

i belive
16 years & 7 days ago
11th Nov 2008 18:22

a girl went to a party and stayed longer than she expected. she wasnt scared, because her house was not very far away. she prayed and asked god to keep her safe. as she reached the ally that was the shortcut to her house, she noticed a man on the other end. he looked as though he was waiting for her. she prayed to god and asked him to keep her safe. comforting silence came. she felt security wrapping around her. she walked right past the man, and headed home. the following day, she read in the newspaper that there was a girl in the same ally 20 minutes after she was there who had been attacked the same night. feeling grateful, and relising how she couldve been that girl, she weeped. she decided to help the girl by going to the police station. wile she was there, she told her story and agreed to identify the man. right away she picked him out and he immediatly conffessed. thay asked if there was anything they could do for her. she told them to ask the man why he had not been attacked. he answered, "becaue she wasnt alone. she had two tall men beside her." actually, u r never alone with god. hes always with you. 98% of teens wont stand up for god. "deny me in front of your friends, and i shall deny you of my father". was one of his quotes. r u going to be the 2% that will stand up for him. repost this if u r.

really cool!! plz read!
16 years & 1 month ago
20th Oct 2008 16:03

i did this and it was very accurate! this wilz come
true...i think. ok, here goes... dont skip ahead or ull ruin it!

1. take a pencil and pen and write numbers 1-11 in a colum.

2.besides 1 and 2, write any two numbers.

3.besides 3 and 7, write two people of the opposite sex as u.
dont skip ahead!
4.write anyones name (like family and friends) in 4,5, and 6.

5.write for song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.

6. now... make a wish.


1. u have to tell the number of people u put in 1 about this game.

2. the person in 3 is the one u love.

3. the person in 7 u love but it cant work out.

4. the person in 4 is the one u care most about.

5. the person in 5 knows u very well.

6.the song u wrote in 8 u match to 3.

7. the song in 9 matches wit 7.

8. the song title in 10 is wats in ur mind.

9. the song title in 11 it about ur life.

if u post this on your site in less than an hour, ur wish will come true. if not, itl be the opposite!

  1. female comebacks
    6th Mar 2009 17:30
    15 years, 8 months & 15 days ago
  2. 38 Things Girls Dont rRealize
    6th Mar 2009 17:26
    15 years, 8 months & 15 days ago
  3. STOP ANIMAL ABUSE!!!!
    6th Mar 2009 17:06
    15 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
  4. i belive
    11th Nov 2008 18:22
    16 years & 7 days ago
  5. really cool!! plz read!
    20th Oct 2008 16:03
    16 years & 1 month ago