A KISS

GIRLS ACT THIS WAY WHEN THEY LIKE A GUY.

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU



WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER



WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER



WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT



WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU



WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!




WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO



WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL



WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!



WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS



WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU



WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY



WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

more stupid ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

*put a dora doll in the middle of the isle then when someone picks it up scream swiper no swiping

*??? act like ur talkin on ur cellphone say u were supposed to set off the bomb after i left ???

Take a little boy with glasses and say "your a wizard harry"

*take a cart and start ramming it into the wall. when someone asks u wht ur doing, scream "IM GOING TO HOGWARTS!!"

follow ppl around singing the Jaws theme song

grin insanely at random people

dress up in camo with a friend, like with the black under ur eyes and random leafs on u and roll around on the ground and act like ur on a secret mission

put makeup in mens carts

*hide in a circular rack and when someone comes by pop out and scream

During Halloween put on a costume and run around shouting trick or tweat!

Go in to the toy aisle, open a light saber. And run around poking people, and shouting Luke I Am Your Father!

*Whenever someone comes on the intercom drop to the floor, curl in a ball and scream loudly, "Make the voices stop"

a sad story

Johnny brought a gun to school,


He told his friends that it was cool,


And when he pulled the trigger back,


It shot with a great crack.


Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,


I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!


But Mommy, when I went school that day,


I never said good-bye,


I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.


When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,


And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.


Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,


And please tell Chris; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.


And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,


And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,


And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;


Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.


Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,


And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.


Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,


Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.


And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,


I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.


Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,


But please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.


Mommy I ran as fast as I could,


When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,


I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,


I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.


I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,


I wanted to be an actress, I wanted to live.


But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,


tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.


I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,


And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."