Ths Will Make U Laf!

Choose 3 letters. Maybe they're the first 3 letters of your name or just random ones and pick your phrase by choosing the beginning, middle or end part of the phrase that corresponds to your 3 letters.

A-I skipped on
B-I killed
C-I loved
D-I thrived on
E-I danced on
F-I remembered
G-I noticed
H-I ignored
I-I insulted
J-I hugged
K-I walked on
L-I decided on
M-I tired out
N-I hated
O-I kissed
P-I fell on
Q-I laughed at
R-I slapped
S-I thought of
T-I insisted
U-I cried because of
V-I licked
W-I spray-painted
X-I sat on
Y-I forgot
Z-I was

A-A stapler
B-A ruler
C-The person below me
D-A map
E-A computer
F-A file
G-A mouse
H-An elephant
I-A phone
J-A dog
K-A speaker
L-A chair
M-A scanner
N-A TV
O-A marapet
P-A person
Q-A book
R-A pair of glasses
S-A doll
T-A lava lamp
U-A crumb
V-A friend
W-A bike
X-A pair of curtains
Y-A lift
Z-A tree

A-Because I wanted to
B-Because the sky is blue
C-Because it ate my homework
D-Because I'm random
E-Because it was too loud
F-Because it had a knife
G-Because I can't drive
H-Because I'm mad
I-Because a bearded lady told me to
J-Because it smelt like chocolate
K-Because...hmmmm...I don't know
L-Because I'm reading this
M-Because the sun is HOT
N-Because I'm greedy
O-Because I'm a pig
P-Because it looked burnt
Q-Because God told me to
R-Because I speak Chinese
S-Because I hate school
T-Because I don't like it
U-Because I'm stupid
V-Because I'm bored
W-Because Marapets rocks
X-Because I'm a cat
Y-Because I hate my sister
Z-Because I'm last

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I've Had 15 Out Of 50 Blonde Moments

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=2

[x] You have ran into a tree.(With my bike though...)
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[ ] You just looked at it.
[ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ]People have called you slow.(As in answering a ?)
total so far=7

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
total so far=10

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ ] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=10

[ ]You have eaten a bug.
[ ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.(MONEY)
total so far= 12

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x]You've pushed a door when it said PULL in big letters on the door.
[x] You've pulled and tuged and pushed on a door that you forgot you locked eirler.
total so far=14

[ ]You've sent an imbarissing txt to the wrong person.
[ ]Grabbed the salt insted of the suger and put it in your tea.
[ ] Sneaking around the house at night,made a loud noise,woke your parents and got in trouble.
[ ]You can't read this: Hvae ta be albe ta raed tihs!!!
[ ]Always thought texture ment something about color.
[ ]Just looked it up to see what it meens.
total=14

[ ]Forgot to do homework because you were too busy shopping for clothes
[x]Drank someone elses drink without thinking by axident.
[ ]Put your shoes on backwards
[ ]Tried to give yourself a haircut unsucsesfully.
[ ]Super glued your fingers/ hands/ or anything else together

Total Amount of Moments:15

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Can You Read This?

Only smart people can read this

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.


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phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rseearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!