~~~~~~~~20 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~


1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
19. Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
20. Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"

38 Things Girls Don't Realize.....

38 Things Girls Don't Realize

You HAVE to read all of them and if you don't you???re going to come across with problems in your relationship for the next month!

-Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.







-Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.






-Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.






-Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.






-Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.






Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method

-A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.






-Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.






-Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a b---- Goodbye.






-Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.






-Girls are guys' weaknesses.






-Guys are very open about themselves.






-If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him.






You don't need to give advice

-A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you

-Guys love you more than you love them.






-Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls.






They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous.






If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot

-No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.






-If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside

-When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.






-When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually
saying, "Please come and listen to me"

-If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.






It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something is up

-When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't.






It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them

-When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something

-Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.






-Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to you

-A guy would give up anything to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.






-No guy can handle all his problems on his own.






He's just too stubborn to admit it

-NOT ALL GUYS ARE A;HOLES!!!
Just because ONE is.. doesn't mean he represents ALL of them

-They love it when girls talk about them

-Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs

-Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck is really hurting

-When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.






-Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life

-Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life

-Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life.





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Emo's

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends, you look down at the person with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything?

Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a person who likes their own music and has their own style, you give them a mouthful?

Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a "gangsta" but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone?

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny how an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more from out of space from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isn't it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking or smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

It's so funny that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle they might be fighting.

Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, and goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart?

HOW YOU CAN CALL A PERSON A POSER? HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON THEIR WRISTS AND WHY THEY SPEND THEIR LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH THEIR FRIENDS?


Keep on laughing.

Isn't it funny how you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person's life...

Without knowing their situation with her friends...

Or their family...

Or their LIFE?

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING.

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH...

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND.

BRAVE IS...

GOING TO SCHOOL EVERYDAY AND NOT-FOR A SECOND-CARE WHAT THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.

IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT.

IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET.

IT'S KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS.

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE.

IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF DEALING WITH THOSE MEAN PEOPLE AND DODGING RUMORS.

Keep on laughing