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  1. LE GIVEAWAY!!!!!
    21st Jun 2009 06:48
    15 years & 5 months ago
  2. Female Comebacks
    21st Jun 2009 05:53
    15 years & 5 months ago
  3. I Was Hacked
    14th Jun 2009 07:36
    15 years, 5 months & 7 days ago
LE GIVEAWAY!!!!!
15 years & 5 months ago
21st Jun 2009 06:48

im giving away my cossied daisy. post apps here =)


i like...


storys
long apps
no more then 4 paragraphs though
why u desreve it






go ahead and app








u can also mail me =)

Female Comebacks
15 years & 5 months ago
21st Jun 2009 05:53

Female comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...

DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen

I Was Hacked
15 years, 5 months & 7 days ago
14th Jun 2009 07:36

and i lost all my le's and mp so if u would 2 donate plz mail me or post here!!!

  1. LE GIVEAWAY!!!!!
    21st Jun 2009 06:48
    15 years & 5 months ago
  2. Female Comebacks
    21st Jun 2009 05:53
    15 years & 5 months ago
  3. I Was Hacked
    14th Jun 2009 07:36
    15 years, 5 months & 7 days ago